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GUYS... DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!!

Post by FireangelX on Wed 22 Aug 2007, 7:30 pm

CAN BE SEEN AT YAHOO:

STORY 1:

Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis Embarassed

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation.

The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve
this."

STORY 2:

British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover Shocked

EDINBURGH (AFP) - A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.

The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.

The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.

"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.

"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."



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Post by FireangelX on Wed 22 Aug 2007, 7:32 pm

for the love of God do not try wat that british dude did!!!!

for the other guy well....don't piss ur wives offf!!!

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Post by tabooXchanz on Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:57 pm

wow the poor guys but dag i think the first guy has more permanent damage, but Daniel's situation must have been embarassing
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Post by FireangelX on Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:04 pm

FireangelX wrote:CAN BE SEEN AT YAHOO:

STORY 1:

Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis Embarassed

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation.

The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve
this."

STORY 2:

British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover Shocked

EDINBURGH (AFP) - A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.

The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.

The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.

"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.

"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."




The things people do!! Well, i'm sure guys have had worse.

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Post by Snyper on Fri 12 Oct 2007, 7:46 pm

I really feel sory for the dude in story1.


As for story2:
We all know that Cyanacolate (the main componet in superglue) adhears to tissue instantly. The real question to ask, is: Why did the guy have his organ in the attachment in the first place? I really don't think that was part of the act.
Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
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